💪 Why $CAMACHO?
- 🔴 It's Loud. Like a real leader should be.
- 💪 It's Macho. Like real gains should be.
- ⚡ It's AI-Powered. (Technically false, but let's roll with it.)
- 🔥 It's Got Electrolytes. Which is what the blockchain craves.
- 🚀 It's on Solana. Because gas fees are for nerds.
And most importantly... it sounds like a great idea, which is all that matters.
📜 The Camacho Tokenomics (Backed by AI... Maybe)
Our AI-driven economic think tank (a mix of real geniuses and slightly buzzed degens) put together an insane tokenomics structure.
$CAMACHO
The Presidential Token. Holds all the power (just like real politics).
$MACHO
The Strength Token. For staking, rewards, and pure flexing.
$BRONDO
The Energy Token. Because everything needs electrolytes.
This is serious stuff, people. The numbers are crunched, the AI has spoken, and the technology is too advanced to explain. (Mostly because it doesn't exist).
🚨 How to Buy (Because AI Says You Should)
Get some SOL (Solana)
Visit PUMPFUN
Swap your boring money for $CAMACHO
Hold, meme, and pretend like you understand the AI behind it
That's it. No utility, no real-world applications, no AI, and certainly no roadmap that we intend to follow. Just raw, unfiltered internet stupidity at its finest.
$CAMACHO isn't here to fix the world.
It's here to make the collapse more entertaining.
Vote $CAMACHO. Because AI told you to. 🚀